We'd like to dance on
We are the moles from the ministry
and talking 'bout YOU
We'd like to tell you
YOU'D BETTER STOP

We'd like to dance on
We are the cats on the meany street
and watching YOU
We'd like to tell you
YOU'D BETTER DANCE TO THE MUSIC TYPICAL

A rat on the wheel
A rat on the wheel
We are peeping and taping and
A rat on the wheel
A rat on the wheel
Sing it
Sha-na-na,sha-na-na
We can easily mark on YOU
We have already marked on YOU
yeah

We'd like to dance on
We are the guards of the city
when you get in trouble
We'd like to tell you
YOU'D BETTER STOP

We'd like to dance on
We are the friends of the kitties
when you're feeling terrible
We'd like to tell you
YOU'D BETTER DANCE TO THE MUSIC TYPICAL

A rat on the wheel
A rat on the wheel
We are searching and chasing and
A rat on the wheel
A rat on the wheel
Sing it
Sha-na-na,sha-na-na
We can easily lock on YOU
We have already locked on YOU
yeah

A rat on the wheel
A rat on the wheel
We are kissing YOU,kicking YOU
A rat on the wheel
A rat on the wheel
Sing it
Sha-na-na-na,sha-na-na-na
We can easily arrest YOU
We can easily take on YOU
yeah

We are friends.