Hey, brother, listen to me
なぁ兄弟聞いてくれ
It's a big deal
一大事だ
The socks I'm wearing now have a hole
今履いてる靴下、穴が開いてる
Hey, brother, listen to me
なぁ兄弟聞いてくれ
It's a big deal
一大事だ
My thumb is doing hello
親指がこんにちはしてる

Compared to the fact that you were hit by a dump truck yesterday
昨日お前がダンプに跳ねられたのと比べたら
It may be trivial, but
些細なことかもしれないが
It's a big problem for me
俺にとってはデカい問題なんだ

Hey, brother, are you listening?
なぁ兄弟聞いてるか？

If I meet the goddess of fate
もし運命の女神と出会って
If I were invited to her house
もし彼女の家にお呼ばれされたら
If today
もしも今日
This will ruin the mood
これじゃあムードブチ壊しだ
Please stop staring at the distant sky
遠くの空を眺めるのはやめてくれ

Hey, brother, listen to me
なぁ兄弟聞いてくれ
It's a big deal
一大事だ
Even the left thumb greeted the world
左の親指までこんにちはしやがった
If it's just one, it might be possible to deceive
片方だけなら誤魔化せるかもしれないが
Both? I'm not doing it
両方だぜ？やってらんねーよ


Compared to you being abducted by a UFO last week
先週お前がUFOに乗ったのと比べたら
It may be boring, but
つまらないことかもしれないが
it's the most important matter for me
俺にとっては最重要案件

Hey, brother, are you listening?
なぁ兄弟聞いてるか？

If I meet the goddess of fate
もし運命の女神と出会って
If I were invited to her house
もし彼女の家にお呼ばれされたら
If today
もしも今日
This will ruin the mood
これじゃあムードブチ壊しだ
Please stop looking at your fingernails
爪を見るのはやめてくれ

Hey, brother, listen to me
なぁ兄弟聞いてくれ
It's a big deal
一大事だ
It's a critical situation for me
俺にとっちゃ危機的状況だ
Since last week, you, who have been in full-body silver tights, will not understand
先週から全身銀色タイツのお前にはわからないだろうが

Listen to me
聞いてくれ

Hey, brother, listen to me
なぁ兄弟聞いてくれ
It's a big deal
一大事だ
The socks I'm wearing now have a hole
今履いてる靴下、穴が開いてる
Hey, brother, listen to me
なぁ兄弟聞いてくれ
It's a big deal
一大事だ
My thumb is doing hello
親指がこんにちはしてる
Hey, brother, listen to me
なぁ兄弟聞いてくれ
It's a big deal
一大事だ
Even the left thumb greeted the world
左の親指までこんにちはしやがった
Hey, brother, listen to me
なぁ兄弟聞いてくれ
It's a big deal
一大事だ
It's a critical situation for me
俺にとっちゃ危機的状況だ