(語りイントロ)
Ah... I’m totally broke. Please save me!
Aren’t we family… after all?

(サビ)
Help me!! Help me!! Help me!! Help me!!
I’m out of cash, don’t turn away!
Help me!! Help me!! Help me!! Help me!!
I need your help today…

(Aメロ)
Hey, I had this crazy wreck…
Now I need a settlement check.
You’ll help me out, ‘cause I’m your kid,
We’ve lived together—yeah, we did!

(Bメロ)
You’d really leave your child behind?!
Ignore your blood? Are you that blind?!
Don’t be a parent full of shame—
You know I love you all the same…

(サビ)
Help me!! Help me!! Help me!! Help me!!
I’m short on funds, don’t look away!
Help me!! Help me!! Help me!! Help me!!
Please don’t make me pay…

(Aメロ)
Hey, I might get fired soon…
I need that cash, like now—not June.
You’ll help me out, right? After all—
We’ve shared a roof, since I was small!

(Cメロ)
Fooled by lies so sweet and slick,
You gave your money—man, that’s rich.
I fake my life, I fake my pain,
Just want your cash, it’s all for gain.

(Bメロ)
You’d really leave your child behind?!
Ignore your blood? Are you that blind?!
Don’t be a parent full of shame—
You know I love you all the same…

(サビ)
Help me!! Help me!! Help me!! Help me!!
I’m out of cash, don’t turn away!
Help me!! Help me!! Help me!! Help me!!
I need your help today…

(ラスサビ)
Help me!! Help me!! Help me!! Help me!!
I want your money—don’t walk away!!
Help me!! Help me!! Help me!! Help me!!
Just make me smile today!!

Just make me smile today!!